See I thought I'd done I good job educating my children on their various body parts and the difference between boys and girls. Obviously there's a little more work needed:
Scene: A red van filled with Mommy, Hubby, son, daughter and baby.
Son: Mommy did you know Erica jumped out her window?
Daughter: And peed on it too!
Mommy: What? You must mean Cocoa peed on it. (for reader information, Cocoa is a dog)
Daughter: Cocoa doesn't have a penis, she can't pee.
Mommy: Well you don't have a penis and you manage to pee just fine.
Hubby: (under breath) Too well sometimes.
Daughter: Yes I do! I have a little half-penis!
Mommy: No honey . . .
Mommy: (aside to hubby) She thinks her clitoris is a penis . . .
Daughter: (adamantly) I have a penis and a bagina (sic)! You can't see my penis cause it's hiding in my bagina.
Mommy and Hubby: Laugh loudly
Daughter: Hey! Why are you laughing at my penis!?!
What do your kids call their "privates?"
And yes, I did write this post just to see how many new hits I'll get by including the search terms penis, vagina, and clitoris.