Garry (or is it Stephen?) or Him Up North (how many names does this guy have?) has tagged me with the Kreativ Blogger Award.
Not quite sure why we're mis-spelling creative? Can anyone elaborate for me?
Anyhoo. I'm supposed to write seven things you probably don't know about me.
Not sure why that's creative, unless I lie?
Well here goes. Seven things you probably don't know and probably don't want to know and will make you think I'm kinda strange.
1. I used to be a Stripper
Okay boys stop salivating. Not a hoochie-mama stripper, more like a neighbourhood exhibitionist stripper. When I was two and three years old my mother would put me out on the front lawn in my playpen. I'd then proced to strip off all my clothes and my diaper and toss it out of the playpen. I couple times I even managed to get out myself, hide my clothes and run around the front yard naked until one of the neighbours
2. I used to be a Hooker
Got you again, didn't I? You're some dirty-minded is all I can say. Hooker was the rugby position I played in high school. Loved rugby. Girl's rugby is a bit different from boys. I can remember being in the midst of a scrum and complimenting the opposing team's hooker on her nail polish. Course I also remember being bloody competitive and rough. Girls are brutal on the sports fields.
3. I was part of a Sting Operation
4. I've two Left Feet
Yeah, so rather go into it all again, just read my comments on NotesfromLapland's Do You Believe in Ghosts. I've also seen fairies, for real, up close. I'll write that story one day. And I tend to have a weird effect on electrical appliances (plus they have a weird effect on me).
6. My Organs are in Weird Places
7. I Know Things I Shouldn't
I don't know, maybe this belongs with "I see Dead People." But anyway - I know things. Call it intuition; call it instinct; call it creepy weird. I'm horrible at remembering names, but on first meeting someone I can sometimes sense things about them - their favourite food, the recent death of their grandmother, whatever. I tend to know if someone's going to die and if it's within the week can tell you how many days. I tend to know if someone's sick too and what they should tell their doctor to look for. I also know about big things. Like Lockerbie (but surprisingly enough not 9/11).
So anyway, there you go. Happy now? Now you know things you shouldn't too.
I've got to tag seven of you now, so:
Mad Mom at The Mad House
The Princess at Livi's Little Bubble
Emma at Me,The Man And The Baby
Louise at Wee Wifie's World
Kathryn at Crystal Jigsaw
Audrey at My Mummy Wrote This For Me